heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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prezant:

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

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"The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man."
- Oprah Winfrey   (via thatkindofwoman, oldsimplynorule) (via demonday)
"…I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time."
- A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wordsnquotes)

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